Friday, August 1, 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy Review


Well, Marvel Cinematic Universe fans, it's finally here. Guardians of the Galaxy. It's been a long wait since the previous installment of Phase 2, Captain America: The Winter Soldier. And while that movie was ridiculously amazing and epic in it's own right, I left the theater after seeing it with a feeling of urgency. I needed more. I needed the next part of the story. Frankly, I've felt that way since Alexis Denisof was introduced as The Other at the end of Avengers. GIVE ME MORE! my heart cries, every time another Mavel-ous cinematic adventure comes to a close. But the gap between these two pieces of the overarching story seemed particularly long. Perhaps because I had become accustomed to Agents of Shield providing a more minor fix between big hits, but whatever the case, it was torturous for me. 

At long last, the day arrived. I actually saw the film last night, with no 3D and not on IMAX. Before it leaves theaters, I hope to rectify both. The Avengers feels more personal than GotG because it's characters the world at large is more familiar with, fighting for OUR planet. But Guardians has the grand scale of space that just begs to been seen in IMAX. Regardless of you preferences in screen size and number of dimensions, the film is well worth your time (as if you needed to be talked into seeing it!)

This is the point at which, if you haven't seen it, I would recommend leaving the post and returning after the weekend. Because you're all going to see it this weekend, right? There is really no good excuse not to. Then, come back and finished reading here because the SPOILERS! that follow will no longer matter to you. Cheers!

***SPOILER ABOUT NATHAN FILLION THAT I STILL RECOMMEND YOU READ BEFORE WATCHING THE MOVIE, however, or you might miss his cameo. It's been all over the net for days that our favorite space cowboy would have a Marvel part. He did a little voice work for GotG, credited as "Monstrous Inmate." I didn't know his part title til after my viewing, so I missed it, and I want to spare you my mistake. I believe his is the big guy that harasses Star Lord, calling him "fresh meat," when he enters the general population in the prison sequence, so keep an ear out for him. (And let me know if I'm wrong in the comments. Like I said, I didn't think about this til after the movie so I can't really remember that guy's voice.)

It's become an expectation for Marvel Films, in keeping with the feel of the source material and Whedon's overall style, that they will be comedic, epic, dramatic, and poignantly human. The characters are always incredibly well-rounded and multi-faceted, delivering in the space of couple of hours performances that are all at once hilarious, forlorn, and kick ass while housed in non-stop witty banter. Guardians is no exception, and this film offers up tons of fan service (as in references, not boobs, you boob!) You will laugh, cry, and cheer, which would sound like a cliche if it were so damn true. 

I have to compliment all the actors in this film. They just did a phenomenal job. I don't know what it is about Marvel movies that brings out the best in people, but they always do! Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Bradley Cooper, and Vin Diesel we should all be familiar with by now, and I've loved each in their various other roles. But man, for GotG, they brought it. 

Bradley Cooper's delivery of Rocket's drunk and angry rant about being called "vermin" and "rodent" by his companions is nothing short of heart-wrenching. If you didn't believe a CGI raccoon could bring you to tears, prepare to be wrong. His hilarious sass throughout the rest of the film is exactly the kind of performance at which you would expect Cooper to excel, and he does not disappoint.

He's just so cute! But don't pet him...

I've loved Chris Pratt for years now on Parks and Rec, but I'm a little ashamed to say that I have not yet seen him in Zero Dark Thirty. So GotG was my first exposure to a (semi) serious Pratt, and my god, he nailed it. He pulls off forlorn, the couple of times it happens, pretty well, but I was most pleasantly surprised with the scenes in which he showcases some impressively genuine anger. One great example, which the world has already seen in sneak peeks, was his challenge of a prison guard who steals his "awesome mix." When you have the film context that it was one of they only physical remnants he has of his time on Earth, with his mother, it's even more striking.

Plus, dude got RIPPED!

Saldana I was probably least surprised by. That's not to say that she didn't do an excellent job, because she absolutely did, but her character is so similar to other characters that she's played previously - intelligent, deadly, well-equipped for space - that I expected her to deliver exactly as well she did. She did have a few fun lines that caught me off-guard, including ranting at Star Lord that she won't be tricked by his "pelvic sorcery."

I believe this is just before the "pelvic sorcery" conflict.

Vin Diesel, man. I have always loved this dude. It's hard to evaluate a performance when it's purely vocal and also only one line, but he still rocked the house. Hopefully all my readers know that Vinny recorded dozens of takes of the famous "I am Groot," line, and it's really cool to watch the movie and actually hear all of the different inflections and feelings he put into each. I can't be sure, because all of the characters are amusing and likable, but Groot might be my favorite. He is both comically innocent and frighteningly bad ass.

How can he be so large and still so cute?

Dave Bautista debuted as an actor in this film and I am incredibly impressed with his performance. I knew he would be able to handle the actions sequences well, but his interactions with his costars and his delivery are both remarkable as well. I look forward to seeing more of him and this character in the future. Favorite line: "Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

Pretty amazing for a first time actor!

There are so many other famous people in this film that I could discuss with you for hours on end, and I gladly will in the comments or in person if you wish, but I'm going to wrap this post up here to allow us both to get some rest. 

Until we meet again, Marvel Cinematic Universe fans! Boy, we need a better, shorter name. Nerds is too general, I think. Ideas?

TLDR: The movie is AWESOME in the truest sense of the word, and is just an incredibly fun time. Every single person on screen delivers a great performance, and it is a worthy addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

UPDATE. Since posting, I've had a few discussions that made me realized I left a little bit out of what I wanted to say:
1. There are 2 post credits scene, as Marvel has been doing lately, so stay through the very end.
2. I sort of compared GotG to Winter Soldier, but I want to clarify that while they are both extremely wonderful, they have VERY different feels. This movie is a lot more...laid back and a ton of fun.
3. If you've been under a rock and haven't heard all of the people equated this film to Star Wars, I'll be the one to tell you that there are a lot of parallels between Guardians and Star Wars. It has very much that kind of space epic feel, so keep an eye out for common themes.
4. One thing I really loved was that GotG has a cast of characters that are largely typical humans, so to speak, going up against greater evil. Obviously these characters have abilities your regular earthlings don't, but they don't have "powers" in the same sense the Avengers do.

#CroatoanDay

In case you haven't heard from the internet already - or me as I've already both tweeted it and shared it in a Facebook status - it's CROATOAN DAY!


As Supernatural fans, aka the Supernatrual family, should remember, in episode 4 of season 5, Dean traveled to the future to see the fallout of his decision not to be Michael the archangel's vessel in order to fight Lucifer and "win" the apocalypse.

Was that confusing? Watch the show, because that's actually a super simplified version of events.

Anyway, as SN family members should also remember, he saw "Croatoan" written all over the place. This was a reference to a blood born virus created and introduced earlier in the series by Azazel when he was laying the ground work for Lucifer's rise to power. The virus makes infected humans incredibly violent and contributed to the downfall of future society.

The day Dean traveled to was today, August 1, 2014. We're all still here, apocalypse and virus free. Join the SN family (read: cult) and show your appreciation to the Winchester boys by writing CROATOAN on your arm today!


Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Taking Care of Business

You may have noticed that I've now promised to update every other weekday. You guys, I swear, I'll try really hard. And so far this week, I've been on top of it! This is actually the second post for today! Which brings me to my main point. I may update even more often than pledged at the top of the page, especially while unemployed and job hunting. Got to kill time somehow! I just wanted to give loyal readers an idea of when to check for updates.


Other pieces of general information for my readers:

If you're new to my world, and especially studious and interested, I'd really recommend you check out my old blog to find out more about me. I posted there for a couple of years before my issues made it a problem and I just needed to stop, take some time off, and start fresh in a new place (here). I may link to posts there as they relate to whatever my current topic is, or port some in, so if you don't want to do all that extra reading, stick around and you'll likely get the key bits of info anyway.

The Abuse series I started will continue. Sorry if I threw anyone off by starting a new topic the next time I posted. I plan to sprinkle my Abuse posts intermittently between other topics so we don't get too bogged down by such a heavy topic. I will link the various parts together at the end each post in the series as I publish them. I'm only planning on about 4 right now, but I had a lot of thoughts tangentially related to the topic that I wanted to share and it was definitely too much for a single post.

I mentioned in my earlier post about the fact that I'm not passionate about the field in which I work. I want to clarify that I do like my job and find it fulfilling. Nor did I give up some long held dream to pursue this instead. I've just never been the person whose dreams are associated with their work. It is a means to an end for me. But again, that doesn't mean I don't enjoy it. I am planning a future post to explain a little more about what I do for those who are interested. I will talk about my field in general terms, but never my specific job, nor should you, internet user! That's the kind of stuff that gets you fired.

And yes, I am engaged, so unfortunately if anyone reading is uninterested in wedding talk, you'll have to slog through it. I don't really plan on posting about wedding stuff specifically, but it's going to be a pretty big part of my life for the next year, so it might come up from time to time.

Finally, since I've bragged about how much cuter my dog is that all your pets, here is proof!



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